成人笑话|Disabled swimmers

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head.

They all line up, the whistle blows and splash^{1 they're all in the pool}

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly^{2 but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.}

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles^{3 coming from the bottom of the pool,so he decides he had better pe down to rescue him.}

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts... Three years I've spent learning^{4 to swim with my f#cking ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!}