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This guy is standing1 outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing2 on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever seen.
He watches her for 3 days straight, and can't stand it any longer. He sends down a note on a piece of string:
If you want me to make love to you please pull on the string once. If not please pull slowly 20 times and then fast another 10.
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