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双语笑话|Perhaps Not 为何没牡蛎

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Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters2 in this oyster1 stew3.

Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?

客户:员工,我这个牡蛎炖菜里如何没牡蛎?

员工:是啊,你不会指望在天使蛋糕里发现天使吧?


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