双语笑话|卖瓦盆的小贩

A peddler（小贩） sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked: Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good. At the time of his knocking, that earthen basin was broken into pieces with a crack.

Lookers-on burst into the roars of laughter. He threw the fragments without extra trouble into paddy fiel（稻田） , but an experienced peasant from the crowd did not let him off easily: How the deuce can you throw them into my field? They'll impede^{1（妨碍） my growing crops!}

The peddler who sold earthen basins tried to explain it away promptly^{2: Nothing, the fragments will be converted into powder as soon as they absorbed water .}

一个小贩在路边卖瓦盆，他一边敲一边唱：瓦盆圆又圆，结实又好看，光听这声音，就知与众不同。敲着敲着，啪啦一声，把盆敲烂了。

围观的人一阵哄笑。他顺手把碎片扔进了稻田里，哪个知人群中一个老农不干了：你如何能往我地里扔？这不影响我种田吗？

卖瓦盆的小贩连忙辩解：不要紧，瓦片见水一会儿就粉了。