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司法笑话|Keep that a secret

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After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious1 stay at an exclusive2 Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn't seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a burnout in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him.
Joe approached the man, and seized his hand. Pete, it's Joe. From high school. It's sure been a long time. You look great! You must really be doing okay for yourself.
I am, whispered Pete. I am a partner with a very successful law firm. But don't tell mother. She got the idea that I was a drug dealer3 back when I was in high school, and she would be terribly disappointed if she figured out how I really make my money.


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