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司法笑话|You wont go to jail

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A man who had been caught embezzling1 millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense2. He didn?t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, %26quot;Don?t worry. You?ll never have to go to jail with all that money.? And the lawyer was right. When The man was sent to prison, he didn?t have a dime3.


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