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动物笑话|Purpose of the Dog

来源:www.zongdia.com 2025-02-04
A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon1 full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed2 past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties.

They use him to keep crowds back, said one youngster.

No, said another, he's just for good luck.

A third child brought the argument to a close. They use the dogs, she said firmly, to find the fire hydrant.


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