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Oh come on!
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I mean-- he shouldn't have done that.
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Thank you.
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Porter, honey, those cookies are hot.
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Wait a few minutes,
I'll give you one when they're cool, OK?
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Um-- you know, pictures are prettier
if you color inside the lines.
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Well, art is subjective1.
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Porter! What did I tell you?
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But I'm hungry!
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Then I will fix you a very nice
bowl of peaches and cottage cheese.
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Ew, barf!
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Don't be common, young man!
Now come on.
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If you play around
with those cookies one more time,
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I'm gonna have to spank2 you!
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We don't get spanked3.
- Really?
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Mummy always says she's gonna,
but she never does.
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Well, I am not your mummy,
and if you misbehave in my house,
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you will get spanked.
So be good.
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It was an accident!
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Porter, I warned you.
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I'm sorry. I'll be good.
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Those cookies were made from scratch.
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Your fate is sealed!
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Come here.
- No, no!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Owwww!
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What's that?
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It's called a postnuptial agreement.
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It's a legal document that--
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I know what a postnup is.
What is it doing on my coffee table?
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Well, I can forgive that stunt4 you pulled
with the settlement cheque,
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if I'm sure that you'll really be around
when I get out of jail.
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Hm.
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And the postnup
changes the terms of the prenup, so--
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So if you try and porce me
while I'm gone,
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you get nothing.
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You don't trust me?
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Free, no.
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Well, that's too bad,
because I'm not signing that paper.
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You're a very beautiful woman, Gabrielle,
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but-- you're not very bright.
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See, if you don't sign it,
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I'll pull the plug on the settlement agreement,
porce you,
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and then you get
about 50% of our current savings5,
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which is basically nothing.
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So what do you expect to happen
now, Carlos?
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I sign the paper and
jump right back into your arms?
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It doesn't mean that I don't love you.
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I think you're the perfect woman.
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Oh, but I'm not.
I have flaws.
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Flaws?
- M-hm. I'll give you an example.
