Little Monster1: I hate my teacher.
Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
What's the matter with your dinner?
Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten!
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood2, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday3.
Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else!
A math joke
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?
Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze4 age?
Pupil: The sausage!
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