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双语笑话|A Speeding Motorist(超速的司机)

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A highway patrol officer sTOPped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded."Yes, sir," replied the driver. "Then why didn't you pull over immediately?" "I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back. Notes: patrol n.巡逻 blinking adj.闪烁的 siren n.警笛 pull over(将车、船等)开向一边让其他车、船超越 run off with(sb.)与私奔 Exercises: 依据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F): ① The motorist speeded on the highway. ② The motorist didn't know what blinking lights and siren meant. ③ The driver didn't pull over. ④ The motorist's wife ran off with the policeman last month. ⑤ The motorist didn't expect his wife to come back to him. 121.超速的司机 一位公路巡警截住了一个超速司机。难道你不了解闪烁灯和警笛的意思吗?他责问道。 了解,长官,司机回答说。 那你为何不立即靠边停车? 我本来想如此做的,长官。那男子回答说,但上个月我老婆和一位警察私奔了,我是害怕你把她带回来。 训练参考答案: ①T②F③F④F⑤T


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