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双语笑话|The Target

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My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector1 went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm. Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them.

I found them in the bathroom, washing their hands. Over the loud buzzing2 of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound.

It's the smoke detector, they replied in unison3.

Do you know what that sound means? I demanded.

Sure, my oldest replied. Dinner's ready.

Notes:

target n.靶子;目的

detector n.探查器

go off发射;响

storm through冲入;闯入

in search of搜寻;探寻

buzzing n.嗡嗡声

unison n.一致

Exercises:

依据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F):

① The mother's cooking was once the target of family jokes.

② One evening the mother prepared dinner a bit too slowly.

③ When the kitchen filled with smoke, the smoke detector went off.

④ Neither of the two children had received fire-safety training at school, so they did not respond to the alarm.

⑤ The children knew what the alarm meant, so they did not respond to it.

83.靶子

我的烧饭技术向来是家庭笑话的攻击目的。一天晚上,晚餐我筹备得有点儿太快了,厨房里充满了烟,结果烟雾探查器报起警来。尽管我的两个孩子都在学校里同意过防火安全练习,可是他们并没对报警声作出反应。我感到非常恼火,满幢房屋乱冲探寻他们。

我在洗澡间找到他们,发现他们正在洗手。我的声音盖过了烟雾警报的嗡嗡声,我叫他们分辨那声音。

是烟雾探查器,他们异口同声地说。

你们了解那声音意味着什么吗?我责问道。

当然,我的大孩子回答道,晚饭筹备好了。

训练参考答案:

①F②F③T④F⑤T


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