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儿童笑话|When he was your age

来源:www.juruanwen.com 2024-01-24

A father told his son, When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day,


The kid replied, Well, when he was your age, he was president!
一个爸爸告诉他的儿子:当林肯在你这个年龄的时候,他天天走10里路去上学。

这孩子回答:嗯,当他在你这个年龄时,已经是总统了。


亚伯拉罕林肯是美国第16任总统,他觉得人都是平等的,于是倡导解放黑奴。

Abraham Lincoln亚伯拉罕林肯

mile [marl]n.英里

president [prezadont]n.总统



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